Articles by: Byron Calabasas

Roaring 20s-Themed Frosh Formal Ends When Student Shot To Death In Pool

December 5, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Roaring 20s-Themed Frosh Formal Ends When Student Shot To Death In Pool
Roaring 20s-Themed Frosh Formal Ends When Student Shot To Death In Pool

Roaring 20s-Themed Frosh Formal Ends When Student Shot To Death In Pool A yearly tradition ended in tragedy late Saturday night when freshman Jay Garbsby was found floating facedown in the Avery Aquatic Center by campus police. “Well, we’d been at Frosh Formal for a while” Nick Maguire, Garbsby’s roommate, […]

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Student Not Trying Any New Things In College Somehow Maintaining 4.0 GPA

November 9, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Student Not Trying Any New Things In College Somehow Maintaining 4.0 GPA
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College is a time for exploration, experimentation, and pushing one’s limits in the name of self-discovery. A surprising new investigative report reveals, however, that sophomore Karl Davidson has not only not tried any new things, but has in fact somehow maintained a perfect 4.0 GPA while doing so! “Stanford has […]

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