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Spring Has Sprung, And That Means All The Boba Eggs Are Finally Hatching

April 24, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Spring Has Sprung, And That Means All The Boba Eggs Are Finally Hatching
Spring Has Sprung, And That Means All The Boba Eggs Are Finally Hatching

Ah, springtime: the birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, and the pulsating eggs at the bottom of every boba tea are slowly starting to hatch! Do you hear that noise? The dull drone of a million oozing flesh-pods, ready to burst? It’s the boba eggs, beginning to crack their […]

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