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Obama Savors Silent Fist-Pump After Nailing Long-Range Paper-to-Wastebasket Shot

May 16, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Obama Savors Silent Fist-Pump After Nailing Long-Range Paper-to-Wastebasket Shot
Obama Savors Silent Fist-Pump After Nailing Long-Range Paper-to-Wastebasket Shot

Whispering “Kobe” as the crumpled defense deployment report floated effortlessly into his trashcan, President Obama silently savored a hushed air-punch Sunday after daring a long-range basketball-style shot from his desk to his wastebasket. “I’ve been trying to sink one like that since the debt ceiling crisis,” Obama said, leaning back […]

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Kobe Ends Storied Career By Considering Passing Torch, Then Shooting Torch 50 Times Instead

April 13, 2016 11:00 pmComments Off on Kobe Ends Storied Career By Considering Passing Torch, Then Shooting Torch 50 Times Instead
Kobe Ends Storied Career By Considering Passing Torch, Then Shooting Torch 50 Times Instead
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Kobe Still Confident the Lakers Will Come Back For Some Reason

May 9, 2011 1:06 pmComments Off on Kobe Still Confident the Lakers Will Come Back For Some Reason
Kobe Still Confident the Lakers Will Come Back For Some Reason
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