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Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors

April 9, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors
Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors

As sunlight bathes a calm campus and young caterpillars rappel from awakening trees, freshman Kevin Morris reflects upon two prior quarters of failure. Morris, though having now been at Stanford for an entire seven months as he enters into spring quarter, has somehow still not had sex with a single […]

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Man Dressed As Pumpkin Didn’t Do A Very Good Job

October 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Man Dressed As Pumpkin Didn’t Do A Very Good Job
Man Dressed As Pumpkin Didn’t Do A Very Good Job

Area man Harry Kravitz dressed as a pumpkin confused friends and acquaintances this Halloween weekend, as his costume barely hit the mark. Clad in dark baggy pants, a puffy white shirt and a curved metal hook as a hand replacement, he barely resembled a pumpkin at all. “I am dressed […]

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Local Man Falls in Embarrassing Way

May 4, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Man Falls in Embarrassing Way
Local Man Falls in Embarrassing Way
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