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Op-Ed: I Can Detach My Jaw Like an Anaconda in Order to Eat Eggplants Vertically

May 15, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Can Detach My Jaw Like an Anaconda in Order to Eat Eggplants Vertically
Op-Ed: I Can Detach My Jaw Like an Anaconda in Order to Eat Eggplants Vertically

Yes, I have the ability to detach my upper jaw from my lower jaw so that my teeth can be separated by a greater distance in order to eat certain vegetables vertically. Typically, the vegetable in question is an eggplant. Once my jaw is detached, I am constrained only by […]

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