Articles by: Kristi Bohl

Stanford Archaeologists Investigate Dark Origins of Sorority Fanny Pack

May 6, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Archaeologists Investigate Dark Origins of Sorority Fanny Pack
Stanford Archaeologists Investigate Dark Origins of Sorority Fanny Pack

While many downplay the fanny pack as merely a flamboyant form of sisterly swag, new data from local excavations indicates a more gruesome history. Dr. Cooper Sheldon, expert in barbaric anthropology, recently led a dig at the ancient burial grounds of former Pi Phis. “Our research provides incontrovertible evidence that […]

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L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo

January 14, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo
L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo

With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers at L’Oreal have resorted to extreme measures to tailor their shampoo to the eco-friendly. According to spokeswoman Sandra Mills, “no animals were harmed in the making of this shampoo. No rocks, boulders, or large trees were harmed in […]

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Harry Potter’s Continuing Teen Angst Suggests That In Wizarding World, Puberty Lasts For a Decade

November 18, 2010 9:00 amComments Off on Harry Potter’s Continuing Teen Angst Suggests That In Wizarding World, Puberty Lasts For a Decade
Harry Potter’s Continuing Teen Angst Suggests That In Wizarding World, Puberty Lasts For a Decade

An unlikely topic became the center of discussion at this year’s Adolescent Developmental Psychology Convention. In anticipation of the international release of the newest Harry Potter movie, the conference’s various attendees, representing 60 nations and 140 universities, spent the majority of their time analyzing Harry Potter’s hormone levels and biological […]

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FroSoCo Kids Boycott Full Moon and Organize High Five Sesh Near the Rodin Sculptures

October 28, 2010 12:25 amComments Off on FroSoCo Kids Boycott Full Moon and Organize High Five Sesh Near the Rodin Sculptures
FroSoCo Kids Boycott Full Moon and Organize High Five Sesh Near the Rodin Sculptures
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