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New Stanford AI Startup Revolutionizes Solved Problem

STANFORD, CA—A young and sprightly group of founders in Donner made waves…

After Brutal Rejection from Frost Fest, Kendrick Lamar Just Happy to Perform at Super Bowl

Kendrick Lamar wasn’t surprised to get his rejection letter for Stanford’s Frost…

New Course Announced

In an effort to combat the declining interest in ethics and metaphysics—and…

“Morality is just a fiction used by the herd to hold the individual in bondage” and other Existentialist Ways to Approach Your HR Complaint

So, some hottie from Operations reported you to HR after what was…

There’s a New Serif in Town: Amid Federal Grant Freezes, Stanford Makes Some (Slightly) Noticeable Changes

January 28, 2025 3:08pm: In an unexpected move, Stanford has rushed to…

I’m Not Lovin’ It: McDonald’s Abandons Pledge to DEI Policies

On January 5, 2025, McDonald’s announced DEI efforts are being discontinued at…

BREAKING: “The Concept of a Plan” Donald Trump Spoke of Has Finally Been Released to the Public

Back in September, President-Elect Donald Trump received criticism and ridicule for mentioning…

Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Skyrotting K-Popularity: New Democratic Nominee says “Annyeonghaseyo” to voters

Much like the Stanford football team, the Democratic Party is disorganized, confused,…