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I’m Not Lovin’ It: McDonald’s Abandons Pledge to DEI Policies

On January 5, 2025, McDonald’s announced DEI efforts are being discontinued at…

BREAKING: “The Concept of a Plan” Donald Trump Spoke of Has Finally Been Released to the Public

Back in September, President-Elect Donald Trump received criticism and ridicule for mentioning…

Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Skyrotting K-Popularity: New Democratic Nominee says “Annyeonghaseyo” to voters

Much like the Stanford football team, the Democratic Party is disorganized, confused,…

From the Archives: You wouldn’t believe what I saw at Hoover this weekend!

It was never supposed to be like this. He slammed back the…

Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community,             …

SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…