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Opinion: Roomcest is Bad. Really, Really Bad.

The very concept of roomcest raises the flesh upon my skin and…

Erika Kirk Carries The Flame of Stardom at the Grammys

In one of the biggest snubs in Grammys history, Olivia Dean won…

Punxsutawney Phil Sees Shadow, Doesn’t Realize He’s in Plato’s Cave Allegory

This weekend, nationally-renowned groundhog Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and predicted six…

Punxsutawney Phil takes “Erika Kirk” approach to Groundhog Day announcement

After his wife, Phyllis, was assassinated last month at a TSUSA (Turning…

JUUL Releases Milk-Flavored Vapes for Infants

After banning flavors like mango, crème, and cucumber, due to deep investigations…

Student Gets Honor-Coded for Suicide Note

In the first-ever case of its kind, a third-year student faces disciplinary…

Rubber Ducky on Jeep Dashboard Wonders If There’s More to Life Than This

Lorem Ipsum Finally Translated, And It Is Shockingly Problematic

“Lorem Ipsum” the classic filler text on digital writing templates has finally…

Man Struggles with Diagnosis of Narcoleptic Sperm

Lorraine and John, a local couple trying to get pregnant, have recently…

Confused Italian Outraged Upon Hearing of Trump Attack on Venice Whaler