Articles by: Raillan Brooks

Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

December 19, 2008 11:22 pm0 comments
Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

CHICAGO—It was announced today that the recently disgraced governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich recently picked up a copy of On the Revolutions of Celestial Spheres, Nicolaus Copernicus’ watershed tome on the heliocentric nature of our solar system, and declared he “will fight this heliocentrism thing.” Despite overwhelming evidence in support […]

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