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Math Becomes Interdisciplinary

March 29, 2009 10:55 pm0 comments
Math Becomes Interdisciplinary

Subject Combines Study of Foreign Language With Math In a move that showcases Stanford’s ever powerful ability to locate ties between disparate subject areas, Math has been merged with the foreign language department. “For a long time we imported Math professors simply to make math as hard as possible to […]

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Trojan Fooled into Ranking Stanford Most Sexually Healthy

March 6, 2009 2:07 am0 comments
Trojan Fooled into Ranking Stanford Most Sexually Healthy

In a recent study funded by Trojan and conducted by an independent research firm, Stanford was found to be the most sexually healthy school in the nation. Sitting on top of Columbia and Cornell for the first time gave administrators and students a very, very good feeling. Unfortunately, recent information […]

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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed

February 8, 2009 4:29 pm0 comments
Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed
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Report: Student Is Tired

November 30, 2008 4:10 pm0 comments
Report: Student Is Tired

By Daniel Francinte STANFORD, CA–After five consecutive sleep-deprived nights and countless hours of research, the Medical School came to conclusive results and found that junior undergraduate student Alex Fontaine was tired.     They had four researchers watching him around the clock as he ate, did his homework, dozed off in […]

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Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

October 12, 2008 2:15 am0 comments
Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

By Gregory Linsch STANFORD—The Stanford Psychology department just released the results to a revolutionary study that they had been conducting over the past forty years: 93.2% of the results they have obtained from surveys and studies conducted on college campuses have come from students looking for beer money. Some are […]

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