Antiquated Electoral College Replaced with BCS Poll

Calling the Electoral College a “political relic of a bygone era” and…

Romney Unveils Controversial “I Know You Are But What Am I?” Debate Strategy

Following last week’s presidential and vice-presidential debates, the Romney campaign has concocted…

What Does Your Tie Pattern Say About You?

Let’s face it; the upcoming presidential election makes you want to wear…

Romney “Using Jive” to Appeal to Younger Voters

“Yow! Watch me!” Mitt Romney began his speech to William and Mary…

Nation Prepares for All-Out Sex Party in Wake of Obama Announcement

In response to President Obama’s announcement that he personally supports same-sex marriage,…

Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

Just days after announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign, Herman Cain…

Massive Search Conducted For Freshman’s Keys

On Tuesday, Kelly Andrews woke up, brushed her teeth, and left her…

United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life

WASHINGTON, D.C–Amid skepticism of the future viability of the Social Security program,…

Tell-All Book Alleges Barack Obama Had Sex With Black Woman

In the wake of the political firestorm surrounding allegations that Sarah Palin…