Freshman Relieved to Discover that Roommate is Just as Racist as He is

After hearing roommate Leroy White mutter a series of racial slurs while…

Massive Search Conducted For Freshman’s Keys

On Tuesday, Kelly Andrews woke up, brushed her teeth, and left her…

Clueless Freshmen Bring Desktops to Class

Freshman Mad Libs

Freshman Mad-Lib Hello, my name is ~NAME1~ and I am from ~HOMETOWN1~.…

Freshman Heartbroken Over Lost Lanyard

Tragedy struck Friday afternoon at approximately 4:36 PM when freshman Stephen Salazar…

Campus Gang “The Freshman 15” Terrorizes Stanford

You can recognize them by their gang-sign: arms crossed holding up one…

ASSU Senate Tournament

ASSU election season has arrived an it means just one thing: it’s…

Study: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Lead You To SAE

STANFORD, CA –– A recent study has shown there is a high…

Overly Cautious Freshman Loses Key To Thirteenth U-Lock

Sandra Perez, 18, of Rinconada was indicted yesterday on charges of leaving…