“Beat Cal” Slogan Ruining Calvin Andrew’s Life

Junior Calvin Andrews is a good guy. He gets good grades and…

Students Already Camping Out in Big Game Standby Line

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Girlfriend to Start Offering Loyalty Points for Access to Bedroom

STOREY HOUSE, ROW—Stanford junior and girlfriend Lisa Alberts has started to implement…

Cal Scores Desperate Fourth Quarter Touchdown, Avoids Naked Run

Andrew Luck Fails to Get Enough Loyalty Points to Attend Big Game

In what is certainly a disappointing revelation for fans of this year’s…

Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to…