Recruiters Stunned by 2017’s Record Accomplishments

STANFORD, CA–Campus recruiters this week once again began their tri-annual journey to…

Student Embarrassed After One Majors-Night Stand

Controversy abounded after last week’s Majors Night, which took place on Tuesday…

Student Feels Oddly Fulfilled After Cheating On Chemistry Test

STANFORD, CA – Anthony Lee, a current freshman, confirmed last Friday that…

My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

My name is Jeremy Rodgers and I am a Stanford senior. My…

Confused Raver in “eDorm” Considering Re-Assignment

When junior Chelsea Brown of Los Angeles saw “eDorm” listed as a…

Class of ’17 Already Tired of Extra Fucking Syllable

This week, as classwork kicks into gear and the novel becomes the…

Emboldened by Promising StartX Investments, Stanford Looking to Speculate on Real Estate

After years of allocating housing through an inefficient draw system, the Office…