Rick Perry Can’t Name Three Things He’s Thankful For

November 28, 2011 8:00 am
Rick Perry Can’t Name Three Things He’s Thankful For

Presidential hopeful Rick Perry sat down to dinner on Thursday for his favorite all-American holiday: Thanksgiving. Eager to convince his family that he deserves to be at the head of the table, he asserted that he had three things to be thankful for this year: “Health, the Second Amendment, and…” […]

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God Explains Role of “Jersey Shore” in His Divine Plan

7:59 am
God Explains Role of “Jersey Shore” in His Divine Plan

Last week in a meeting with a select group of high-ranking religious officials, God took the opportunity to assure his followers that the popular reality show “Jersey Shore” is, in fact, part of his divine plan for humanity. While it has long been accepted that tragedies like natural disasters, drought, […]

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