Researchers Use Twitter to Predict What People Are Tweeting

This week, a group of scientists at MIT published a ground-breaking study…

Jews Haggle Over Value of Human Life

The recent landmark prisoner exchange between Israeli and Palestinian governments marks the…

New Sexile App Available on All Smartphones

Have you ever been kicked out of your room because your roommate’s…

Mitt Romney Wakes Up in Vegas Married to Six Hookers and Ron Paul

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney returned to Nashua, NH Sunday after what…

Camel Complains About Dry Hump

Much to the disappointment of tens of visitors, Eliot, the famous dromedary…

Stern Dining Implements “Frequent Dining” Program to Increase Diners

STERN DINING—In response to the recent downward trend in student diners at…

Catholics to Give Away 50GB Free in Heaven

In order to compete with newer, hipper religions like Mormonism, the Catholic…

Post Office Discovers Innovative New Way to Send Mail Via Internet

Same Five People Still Protesting Everything

Girlfriend to Start Offering Loyalty Points for Access to Bedroom

STOREY HOUSE, ROW—Stanford junior and girlfriend Lisa Alberts has started to implement…