With Record Enrollment in CS106A, “Late Days” on Verge of Hyperinflation

With a record number of Stanford students enrolling in introductory programming classes…

Hipster Took Alternate Exam Before It Was Cool

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World’s Best Minds Gather at Exotic Erotic

This past weekend, the foremost thinkers of the Stanford student body gathered…

Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow

Yesterday afternoon, the U.S. Department of Agriculture confirmed a severe case of…

ResEd Replaces Draw With First Come First Serve System

In response to widespread complaints about the draw being inefficient, and “the…