New ‘Fight Fire With Fire’ Initiative Among US Fire- fighters Fails Miserably But Conserves Water Brandon EvansFebruary 7, 2011
Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God In one of the more interesting scientific discoveries this week, researchers have… Brandon EvansFebruary 6, 2011
[Insert Team Name] Wins Super Bowl XLV In [Insert Appropriate Adjective]Fashion In one of the most [“thrilling”/“dramatic”/“mundane”] Super Bowls of all time, the… Kyle HofferFebruary 6, 2011
FOX Announces New Reality TV Show, Last Tyrant Standing In the days following Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s decision not to run… Adam AdlerFebruary 6, 2011
