Brett Favre To Retire From Announcing His Return To Football

Brett Favre recently announced that he will return to play for the…

Wyclef Jean’s Economic Policy for Haiti: Dolla Dolla Bills Y’all

California Reaches Compromise on Prop 8: Gays Can Marry Every Other Week

SAN FRANCISCO, CA.—Californians reached a compromise this past Tuesday on Gay Marriage…

Bicurious Night Club to be Built Next to Ground Zero Mosque

Greg Gutfield, notorious New York City club owner, has purchased property next to the Ground Zero Mosque complex which he intends to use for a bicurious night club…

CA Supreme Court Overturns Stanford; Students Surprised, Upside-down

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Obama Administration Looks to Plumber to Solve Nation’s Problems

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Obama shocked the nation last week when he announced that…

Cal opens “EPMY Summer Institutes”–Educational Program for Mediocre Youth

From late June through early August, Stanford hosts the EPGY Summer Institutes—the…

Shocking Statistic Reveals Something Bad About Americans

Researchers at a private university released an unsettling study today that revealed…