‘Avatar’ Graphics Deemed Superior To Those of Reality

January 10, 2010 9:23 pm
‘Avatar’ Graphics Deemed Superior To Those of Reality

Upon emerging from the 7:30 pm 3D showing of James Cameron’s “Avatar,” Palo Alto resident Dwayne Schmitt stared up at the night sky with a somewhat disappointed expression. “Where’s the innovation?” he asked of no one in particular. “Where’s the perfectly-rendered spherical gas giant? Where is the sunset whose swirling […]

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TSA Travel Update

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TSA Travel Update

Important notice to all travelers in the United States: In light of the recent terrorist attack, The TSA has made several important changes to make air travel much more difficult for everyone and therefore, safer. We have raised the Annoyance Level from orange to total pain in the ass. The […]

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Obama Secures Funding for Healthcare But Needs to Send Your Tax Dollars to Nigerian Prince First

November 30, 2009 4:47 pm
Obama Secures Funding for Healthcare But Needs to Send Your Tax Dollars to Nigerian Prince First
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The Flipside Juice: How CS106A Feels About Being Cheated On

November 16, 2009 9:01 pm
The Flipside Juice: How CS106A Feels About Being Cheated On
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Google Doodle Celebrates Google

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Google Doodle Celebrates Google
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After 30 Years, DNA Testing Frees Colonel Mustard

November 8, 2009 1:43 pm
After 30 Years, DNA Testing Frees Colonel Mustard

BILLIARD ROOM–Colonel Mustard will walk free today after being wrongly imprisoned for thirty years, thanks to new DNA evidence. In 1979, Colonel Mustard was convicted of attacking Mrs. Peacock in the conservatory with a candlestick and sentenced to life in prison by a jury of 3-6 of his peers aged […]

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Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

November 2, 2009 1:42 am
Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

STANFORD, CA—Stanford University has finished renovating all the roads on campus with new High Occupancy Vehicle bike lanes.  These new HOV bike lanes are intended to support the University’s push for sustainability by reducing carbon emissions and by reducing traffic. Stern Resident Kenny Wilson commented, “It was difficult at first to […]

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Facebook User Gets Poked In Real Life

October 13, 2009 10:50 pm
Facebook User Gets Poked In Real Life
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Ben Laufer Facebook Friends With Entire Class of 2013

October 4, 2009 1:05 pm
Ben Laufer Facebook Friends With Entire Class of 2013

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Desperate Students AutoTune Physics 45 Lecture

September 27, 2009 11:02 pm
Desperate Students AutoTune Physics 45 Lecture
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