Oh No! 27th Consecutive Housing Email This Week Actually Contained Information Necessary for You to Graduate

Following their first 26 emails this week, which contained zero relevant information…

Student Staff Group Interview Devolves into Bloodbath After RF Throws Snapped Pool Cue, Depressed Frosh into Room

Applications for next year’s Resident Assistant roles at Otero took a dark…

Freshmen Ashamed to Admit to Not Smoking Weed in Front of Father

Freshman Bailey Gibson went into winter break expecting a time of relaxation.…

Sierra Camp Recruitment Ups its Game by Replacing all the Toilet Paper with Flyers

Upon returning to campus, many students have reported an increased marketing presence…

Lecture Attendance to Be Taken by New Facial Recognition Software After Stanford Partners With Palantir

In an effort to increase student participation, some lecture-based classes have begun…