Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors

April 9, 2018 12:00 pm
Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors

As sunlight bathes a calm campus and young caterpillars rappel from awakening trees, freshman Kevin Morris reflects upon two prior quarters of failure. Morris, though having now been at Stanford for an entire seven months as he enters into spring quarter, has somehow still not had sex with a single […]

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Now Announcing: The Flipside Summer Fellowship!

March 19, 2018 12:00 pm
Now Announcing: The Flipside Summer Fellowship!

We here at the Stanford Flipside are proud to announce a thrilling new opportunity for all of Stanford’s aspiring satirists, satanists, sartorialists, satyrs, somnambulists, and serialized true crime podcast fans. Yes, that’s right—starting this year, right now, we’ll be offering a summer fellowship with our venerable fake news newspaper, and […]

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“MTL = Daddy” Image Macro Elicits Light Giggle on Local Meme Page

March 6, 2018 9:48 am
“MTL = Daddy” Image Macro Elicits Light Giggle on Local Meme Page
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Reddit User ‘gasthecucks88’ Pleasantly Surprised With Quality of Guest Speakers Invited To Stanford Campus

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Reddit User ‘gasthecucks88’ Pleasantly Surprised With Quality of Guest Speakers Invited To Stanford Campus
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Idiot High School Senior Mistakes Stanford Review for Review of Stanford, Becomes Radicalized

March 5, 2018 1:44 pm
Idiot High School Senior Mistakes Stanford Review for Review of Stanford, Becomes Radicalized

The college application process is hard, and no one knows that better than high school seniors. But when Clark Whitby, of Henry David Thoreau High School’s Class of 2018, tried to find a little online help to clear up his options, a foolish mix-up led him to mistake the Stanford […]

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Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

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Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

Notice of Correction: Douchebag Also Fucknose Last week, the Flipside published an article in which junior Trevor Pangloss was referred to as a “simpering douchebag.” However, it has since come to our attention that — although Pangloss is indeed a certifiable douchebag — he is also a festering fucknose. This […]

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Arrillaga Dining Adds Baby Seal to Menu in Honor of Family Weekend

February 26, 2018 12:00 pm
Arrillaga Dining Adds Baby Seal to Menu in Honor of Family Weekend

Parents visiting campus this weekend were met with a tasty surprise when Arrillaga Family Dining Commons — everyone’s favorite Michelin-rated temple to the culinary arts — added baby seal to its menu as a special Family Weekend treat. “We’re giving students and families exactly what they want: more high-quality, locally-sourced […]

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Flipside Classifieds — Thoughts From the Student Body

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Flipside Classifieds — Thoughts From the Student Body

Here’s the Tree week stunt I did that the University censored Listen up, you cogs in the machine. The man, Daddy Stanford, censored my last Tree week stunt, but I won’t let it be covered up. I need to let the people know of my important, pithy social commentary, and […]

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Notice of Correction: Prof. David Palumbo-Liu a Decepticon, Not an Antifa Terrorist Ringleader as Previously Reported

February 12, 2018 12:00 pm
Notice of Correction: Prof. David Palumbo-Liu a Decepticon, Not an Antifa Terrorist Ringleader as Previously Reported

In a stunning op-ed published yesterday, professor David Palumbo-Liu refuted recent claims by The Stanford Review that he is “hell-bent on blowing shit up and throwing mailboxes through windows in the name of antifa thugs.” Instead, the comparative literature scholar admitted that he is actually Megatron, leader of the Decepticon […]

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Op-Ed: Jeff Sessions Found Me Smoking Weed on Wilbur Field And Now I’m In Federal Prison

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Op-Ed: Jeff Sessions Found Me Smoking Weed on Wilbur Field And Now I’m In Federal Prison
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