Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for…

Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit…

I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary.…

Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

The summer-long, four million dollar renovation of White Plaza has had an…

Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to…

GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?

Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time

Student Wakes Up On Tuesday, Thinks It’s Wednesday