I Am A Killing Machine

March 1, 2009 7:44 pm
I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own beds, and bike to class a comfortable five minutes late without […]

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Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

7:42 pm
Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

The summer-long, four million dollar renovation of White Plaza has had an unintended consequence: reports of pedestrians stubbing toes have increased almost 600% since the unveiling of the new campus center. The White Plaza renovation project, which was implemented to try to “clarify and improve circulation, reduce asphalt, consolidate small […]

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Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

7:33 pm
Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to just wear that new free t-shirt Stanford gave him yesterday instead of doing his laundry. “Why do my laundry when I attended the Big Game Big T-Shirt Giveaway, was a member of the class of ’12, and attended […]

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GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?

February 22, 2009 9:28 pm
GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?
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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

9:25 pm
Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

9:24 pm
Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy
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Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time

9:22 pm
Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time
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Student Wakes Up On Tuesday, Thinks It’s Wednesday

February 16, 2009 5:18 pm
Student Wakes Up On Tuesday, Thinks It’s Wednesday
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Tree Week: Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

5:12 pm
Tree Week:  Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

Contrary to popular belief, Stanford’s most pressing tree competition takes place between real, wooden trees rather than masochistic undergraduates. Recently, the pulse of the streets and the banter on the police wire has lead to the uncovering of an age–old secret tree competition. A team of investigative reporters has been […]

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The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?

February 13, 2009 8:08 pm
The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?
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