Adrian Peterson Picks Wrong Adrian Peterson in Fantasy Draft

September 20, 2009 8:28 pm
Adrian Peterson Picks Wrong Adrian Peterson in Fantasy Draft
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FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids

May 29, 2009 1:10 am
FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids
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200 People Die in Building Collapse, But More Importantly, One of Them was the Cousin of a Professional Athlete

May 24, 2009 11:12 pm
200 People Die in Building Collapse, But More Importantly, One of Them was the Cousin of a Professional Athlete

Chicago (AP) – An apartment building collapsed last Tuesday killing all two hundred people inside. Of those who were killed, one was the second-cousin-twice-removed of the third-string quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. Marty Hastings was 65, lived alone, and was known by neighbors as the old man who liked to […]

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Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

May 5, 2009 12:27 am
Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

The ubiquitous press coverage of the Bush administration’s use of waterboarding has won Bush and Co. a handful of new supporters. Surfers, skaters, and other extreme athletes have praised waterboarding as a revolutionary innovation for those constantly seeking new thrills and challenges. “I had no idea Bush was into boarding,” […]

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Holy Cow, It’s The Flipside!

April 20, 2009 11:54 pm
Holy Cow, It’s The Flipside!
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March Madness To Be Covered Under Universal Health Care

March 29, 2009 11:00 pm
March Madness To Be Covered Under Universal Health Care

After learning that the disease often contracted in the spring, March Madness, was not covered in America’s healthcare plan for millions of citizens, President Obama decided action was necessary. At a press conference earlier today, The President addressed the issue, “This is a serious problem. We need to change the […]

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The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?

February 13, 2009 8:08 pm
The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?
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Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies

February 8, 2009 4:31 pm
Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies
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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed

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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed
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Michael Phelps: “Gold Medalist of Bong Hits”

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Michael Phelps: “Gold Medalist of Bong Hits”

COLUMBIA (AP) – On Monday, the public relations representative for Michael Phelps was forced to face difficult questions about an alleged photo of the Olympian smoking marijuana out of a bong. The photo was taken at the University of South Carolina where Phelps was apparently trying to get a “well-deserved […]

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