The Flip Report: February 7th

February 7, 2010 9:01 pm
The Flip Report: February 7th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out iPad Kindle Stone Tablets FaceAIDS HIV/AIDS Smallpox Mark Sanford’s extramarital affair Tiger Wood’s extramarital affair(s) John F. Kennedy’s extramarital affairs

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Lady Gaga Wins World Series of Poker

February 2, 2010 1:32 am
Lady Gaga Wins World Series of Poker

Lady Gaga won the World Series of Poker yesterday, decisively defeating Texas Hold ‘Em players from around the world in the televised event on ESPN. The key to Gaga’s success, her flabbergasted rivals seem to think, was not so much her natural card playing ability as it was her detached […]

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The Flip Report: January 30th

January 30, 2010 9:52 pm
The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for AIDS Livestrong Bracelets Hating Westboro Baptist Church Hating Republicans Hating Scientologists Tavita Pritchard playing basketball Tavita Pritchard playing football Tavita Pritchard figure skating

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Gerhart Revealed as Avatar from Advanced Alien Race

January 10, 2010 9:25 pm
Gerhart Revealed as Avatar from Advanced Alien Race



STANFORD, CA—Scandal has rocked the Stanford football universe after Toby Gerhart revealed himself as an avatar for an advanced alien race.  As an avatar, Gerhart possesses a mixture of human and alien DNA. This mixture has given him extraordinary strength and endurance, far beyond what human physiology can normally achieve.  […]

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Stanford Flipside Person of the Decade: Tiger Woods

January 4, 2010 11:51 pm
Stanford Flipside Person of the Decade: Tiger Woods

It’s hard enough getting worldwide attention just by playing golf–but you did it–and that’s not all. You also managed to steal front pages across the nation–and that’s quite a feat–considering all of the other scandals you had to compete with for air time. We here at the Stanford Flipside just […]

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The Flipside Magazine: How Golf Will Get You Sex With Hot Women in 2010

January 1, 2010 2:07 am
The Flipside Magazine: How Golf Will Get You Sex With Hot Women in 2010
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Tiger Woods Finally Getting Some Time to Relax and Play Golf

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Tiger Woods Finally Getting Some Time to Relax and Play Golf
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Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

December 31, 2009 11:50 pm
Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

STANFORD,CA – Stanford has announced that effective immediately, it will drop Tiger Woods from all of its advertisements.  In light of the car crash and the allegations it has brought about, Stanford has joined the ranks of Gillette, Accenture, and Gatorade in dropping Woods.  He will no longer be featured […]

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Football Player Living Vicariously Through Fantasy Self

November 2, 2009 1:38 am
Football Player Living Vicariously Through Fantasy Self
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Cal Fans Say Tree Attack Was Driven By Love



October 12, 2009 12:32 am
Cal Fans Say Tree Attack Was Driven By Love



As many Stanford students have heard by now, on September 30th three Cal fans attacked the Stanford Tree, presumably as part of a long-standing rivalry with Stanford.  In an exclusive interview with the Flipside this Monday, the assailants, John Battinger, Thomas Graham, and Alex Nguyen pointed to a different motive. […]

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