White House To Be Painted Half Black

December 5, 2008 2:41 am
White House To Be Painted Half Black
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Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him

November 30, 2008 9:47 pm
Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him
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VIDEO: Election Inspires New Drinking Games

November 22, 2008 3:03 am
VIDEO: Election Inspires New Drinking Games

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Obama Considers ’85 Bears Defense To Head Homeland Security

November 20, 2008 4:16 pm
Obama Considers ’85 Bears Defense To Head Homeland Security
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Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries

November 14, 2008 12:12 am
Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries
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Palin Retreats To Winter Lair

November 8, 2008 9:39 pm
Palin Retreats To Winter Lair
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Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

9:06 pm
Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

By Dorothy Cranard WASHINGTON D.C–In order to continue his message of change, Barack Obama got a sex change yesterday to give the country its first black president, its first female president, and its first president who has received a sex change. “Like I told the people,” said Obama in his […]

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Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

9:04 pm
Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

In an unexpected course of events, president elect Barack Obama has already started making presidential decisions. Last Wednesday, just one day after being elected, Obama announced that for his first act as president he will bring change to the White House by ousting the Bush’s dog Barney. “The people of […]

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Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”

9:03 pm
Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”
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Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb

9:02 pm
Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb
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