March Madness To Be Covered Under Universal Health Care

After learning that the disease often contracted in the spring, March Madness,…

Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one…

Supreme Court Hopes to Serve More Poetic Justice

By Gideon Constable WASHINGTON, D.C—After many groundbreaking, obscurely worded, and contested decisions,…

Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

While the United States celebrates the inauguration of its first African American…

Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured…

Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display

Franken Relaunches Comedy Career, Changes C-SPAN into Comedy Network

By Stanley Waters WASHINGTON D.C.—In an unexpected act of brilliance, comedian Al…

Obama Unveils Economic Stimulus Plan Consisting of Selling Obama Shirts and Buttons

Cheney in Wheelchair at Obama’s Inauguration; One Step Forward, Two Steps Back in Becoming Dark Sith Lord

By Stanley Waters WASHINGTON, D.C.–Last Tuesday, former Vice President Dick Cheney moved…

In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

As President Bush prepares to hand over the White House to Barack…