Obama Considers ’85 Bears Defense To Head Homeland Security
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Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries
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Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President
By Dorothy Cranard WASHINGTON D.C–In order to continue his message of change, Barack Obama got a sex change yesterday to give the country its first black president, its first female president, and its first president who has received a sex change. “Like I told the people,” said Obama in his […]
Read more ›Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy
In an unexpected course of events, president elect Barack Obama has already started making presidential decisions. Last Wednesday, just one day after being elected, Obama announced that for his first act as president he will bring change to the White House by ousting the Bush’s dog Barney. “The people of […]
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America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed
True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the progressive, thoughtful Barack Obama has taken its toll on the nation’s collective cojones, which have been shrinking considerably since November 4th. Urologist Alan Yanofsky examined the emasculated country in a routine, post-election check-up. “It seems a lack of […]
Read more ›Historic Presidential Firsts
Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule for the first day of his term as president, which will go down in history as a truly historic day. Items on his schedule include: First African-American Presidential Breakfast First African-American Presidential Tooth Brushing First African-American Presidential Morning […]
Read more ›Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic
The San Jose Mercury News reported Friday that porn kingpin Larry Flynt is in the process of finishing the final touches to his latest porn video starring Palin look-alike Lisa Ann. The film titled “Nailin Paylin” is set to hit porn shops before the November election and is said to […]
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