Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

December 7, 2008 8:02 pm
Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

By Stanley Waters This year, the citizens of the United States will receive a special Christmas gift from the government. In light of recent economic difficulties and a general feeling of gloom across the country, Congress is expected to revise the Constitution for the first time in several decades. The […]

Read more ›

Hanukkah Gelt Gains on Weak Dollar

7:59 pm
Hanukkah Gelt Gains on Weak Dollar
Read more ›

If We Had Any Kwanzaa Jokes, We’d Put Them Here

7:57 pm
If We Had Any Kwanzaa Jokes, We’d Put Them Here
Read more ›

Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil

7:49 pm
Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and, in the true American spirit, each and every potential customer is now completely inundated with holiday advertisements. And, what would the materialist’s month be without the quintessential TV commercials released by auto companies, showing off speed around sharp turns and sleek designs wrapped in […]

Read more ›

White House To Be Painted Half Black

December 5, 2008 2:41 am
White House To Be Painted Half Black
[audio:s9.mp3|titles=White House To Be Painted Half Black] Read more ›

The Flipside Magazine: The 10 Best Lego Towers of 2008 and the Kids Who Made Them

2:26 am
The Flipside Magazine: The 10 Best Lego Towers of 2008 and the Kids Who Made Them
Read more ›

Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him

November 30, 2008 9:47 pm
Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him
[audio:s8.mp3|titles=Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him] Read more ›

Report: Student Is Tired

4:10 pm
Report: Student Is Tired

By Daniel Francinte STANFORD, CA–After five consecutive sleep-deprived nights and countless hours of research, the Medical School came to conclusive results and found that junior undergraduate student Alex Fontaine was tired.     They had four researchers watching him around the clock as he ate, did his homework, dozed off in […]

Read more ›

Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

4:07 pm
Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

A collaboration between beverage giant PepsiCo and erectile dysfunction upstart Cialis has finally born fruit in the form of Pepsialis. “With Pepsialis, the goal is to quench your thirst with that refreshing Pepsi taste, while simultaneously promoting blood flow to the penile region,” declared Pepsi spokeswoman Anna Tirico. A multimedia […]

Read more ›

Stanford Changes Rival To University of Phoenix Online

4:05 pm
Stanford Changes Rival To University of Phoenix Online
Read more ›