The Flipside Juice: Join The Flipside Green Initiative

February 2, 2009 7:52 pm
The Flipside Juice: Join The Flipside Green Initiative
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Stanford Library Cavity Search Yields Valuable Microfilm

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Stanford Library Cavity Search Yields Valuable Microfilm

Stanford, CA – At most libraries Michael Blum (’10) would have walked away with a microfilm reel of Better Homes and Gardens from 1955. But not at Stanford. The library’s draconian checkout search policy finally paid off Friday when, after a comprehensive cavity search, a library employee found the microfilm […]

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Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

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Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

Faced with increasing numbers of stressed students and flustered professors, the Stanford Registrar’s Office has just announced plans to implement a new, Epic Fail grading scale. Unlike the number and letter based scales of the past, the epic fail scale will rank students based on skills, ownage, and degree of […]

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CAUGHT: Notorious Axe And Palm Crepe Thief Jean-Claude Pierre Foiled Again

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CAUGHT: Notorious Axe And Palm Crepe Thief Jean-Claude Pierre Foiled Again

Axe and Palm Crêpe Thief, Jean-Claude Pierre, is behind bars at last. He was caught last night at 10:08 in the kitchen of The Axe and Palm, attempting to steal yet another crêpe. Onlookers were rather confused. “It seemed that he [Pierre] passed by the open registers flowing with cash […]

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Lead Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Rest Follow

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Lead Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Rest Follow
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Nose Goes

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Nose Goes
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Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display

January 31, 2009 4:15 pm
Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display
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Google and Internet Shut Down, Company Explains That They Were “Only In Beta”

January 26, 2009 1:24 pm
Google and Internet Shut Down, Company Explains That They Were “Only In Beta”
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Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line

January 25, 2009 7:11 pm
Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line

By Jerry Vickname LIFUKA, TONGA—The dating world has been turned upside down as many people around the world are looking abroad to find true love. Dating, which once was considered strictly a local practice, has now been taken global. Thanks to the International Date Line and the internet, it is […]

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Franken Relaunches Comedy Career, Changes C-SPAN into Comedy Network

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Franken Relaunches Comedy Career, Changes C-SPAN into Comedy Network

By Stanley Waters WASHINGTON D.C.—In an unexpected act of brilliance, comedian Al Franken relaunched his comedy career last week as he began his first week in the US Senate. After winning the closest election in US history, Franken announced his “master plan” to the people of America. “As promised, the […]

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