Stanford Creates 7th Man Club For Fans of Stanford Basketball Fans

January 25, 2009 7:07 pm
Stanford Creates 7th Man Club For Fans of Stanford Basketball Fans
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Obama Unveils Economic Stimulus Plan Consisting of Selling Obama Shirts and Buttons

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Obama Unveils Economic Stimulus Plan Consisting of Selling Obama Shirts and Buttons
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The Flipside Juice: What Are You Doing Right Now?

January 21, 2009 2:07 am
The Flipside Juice: What Are You Doing Right Now?
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Santa Stops Giving Coal, “Goes Green”

January 20, 2009 11:53 pm
Santa Stops Giving Coal, “Goes Green”

Naughty children all over the world woke this past Christmas morning only to realize their usual lumps of coal were not under the tree. Instead, they found miniature toy solar panels, compact fluorescent light bulbs, and hybrid remote control cars. Others woke to find their Christmas lights mysteriously unplugged, suspected […]

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Cheney in Wheelchair at Obama’s Inauguration; One Step Forward, Two Steps Back in Becoming Dark Sith Lord

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Cheney in Wheelchair at Obama’s Inauguration; One Step Forward, Two Steps Back in Becoming Dark Sith Lord

By Stanley Waters WASHINGTON, D.C.–Last Tuesday, former Vice President Dick Cheney moved one step closer towards achieving his lifetime goal of becoming a Sith Lord. At President Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony, Cheney was seen, for the first time ever, in a wheel chair, a sign immediately recognized by Star Wars […]

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In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

January 18, 2009 3:01 pm
In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

As President Bush prepares to hand over the White House to Barack Obama, he is devoting more of his energy to shaping the legacy he will leave behind for future generations of Americans. The George W. Bush Presidential Library will be situated next door to the Presidential Library of the […]

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Obama Names David Plouffe to Head New Department of Spam

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Obama Names David Plouffe to Head New Department of Spam

WASHINGTON, D.C—In a historic move keeping with campaign practices and marking the growth of electronic communication, President Elect Barack Obama has announced the creation of a new Department of Spam, to be headed by David Plouffe. Plouffe is known for his unremitting emails to supporters, sometimes numbering in the tens […]

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Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences

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Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences
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Student Stops Texting–Grad Student

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Student Stops Texting–Grad Student
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Local Man Angrily Sends Windows Error Report

January 13, 2009 4:38 pm
Local Man Angrily Sends Windows Error Report
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