Tree Week: Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

February 16, 2009 5:12 pm
Tree Week:  Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

Contrary to popular belief, Stanford’s most pressing tree competition takes place between real, wooden trees rather than masochistic undergraduates. Recently, the pulse of the streets and the banter on the police wire has lead to the uncovering of an age–old secret tree competition. A team of investigative reporters has been […]

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The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?

February 13, 2009 8:08 pm
The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?
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VIDEO: Should You Join The Flipside?

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VIDEO: Should You Join The Flipside?

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Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

February 8, 2009 4:32 pm
Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students across the state. In a press conference held yesterday, Haley Barbour, governor of Mississippi, discussed his new education policy: “As of next year, […]

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Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies

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Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies
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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed

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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed
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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around the world are stirring after an event with such revolutionary implications. “Do you know what this means for global warming?” said one […]

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Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

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Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured the White House from our beloved GOP. Our party shattered into little fragments, and some of those were lost to the blue side. I don’t know if we can bring the intellectuals, the libertarians, or the soccer moms […]

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Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

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Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

Look, man, the neofascist, religious freakout Republicans are calling for the government to extend voting rights to fetuses. And that’s crazy, man. It shouldn’t even be up for debate. For one thing, fetuses are just a bunch of cells that will eventually become a person. They don’t have feelings. They […]

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Michael Phelps: “Gold Medalist of Bong Hits”

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Michael Phelps: “Gold Medalist of Bong Hits”

COLUMBIA (AP) – On Monday, the public relations representative for Michael Phelps was forced to face difficult questions about an alleged photo of the Olympian smoking marijuana out of a bong. The photo was taken at the University of South Carolina where Phelps was apparently trying to get a “well-deserved […]

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