Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow

Compiling years of zoological research, PETA reports, and common sense, experts have…

Opinion: “I Don’t Know Much About His Policies, But Ron Paul Has a Nice Ass”

If you asked me I would say I’m not the most knowledgeable…

Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

By A SLAC Employee This is hard. I don’t want to make…

Opinion: It’s Colder This Year Than Last Year

Dude, what the heck? It’s like, so much colder than it was…

A Letter From Flipside Editor Barney Schmutz: I’ll Tell You What We’ll Do If We Find Your Name on that List

News has been flitting around the campus lately that the ASSU will…

OPINION: Earth Day Perpetuates a Cycle of Planetary Discrimination

Every April 22, thousands come together to “celebrate the beauty of the…

Opinion: Thanks A Bunch, But I Already Fucking Knew That I Look Tired

I know I’m tired. I was there when I stayed up until…

OPINION: Days of the Week Have Feelings Too

By Tuesday It has recently come to my attention that for the…

Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate

This week, I received several e-mails promoting “V-Week” events—film screenings, panel discussions,…

How I Got Into Stanford

By A Mountain Lion Hello. I’m a mountain lion. You may have…