Stanford May or May Not Hold Waitlist Weekend Sometime in the Middle of June

April 20, 2009 11:50 pm
Stanford May or May Not Hold Waitlist Weekend Sometime in the Middle of June

In an effort to foster unity among the admitted and waitlisted students, Stanford may or may not be planning a Waitlist Weekend sometime in the middle of summer. If this weekend occurs, it might consist of a jam-packed schedule of activities and a great chance to meet your best friends […]

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ASSU Senator Pledges To Reduce Sexual Assault on Campus–Will Stop Sexually Assaulting Women

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ASSU Senator Pledges To Reduce Sexual Assault on Campus–Will Stop Sexually Assaulting Women

Throughout his campaign, ASSU Senator Greg Bernardi pledged that he would devote his complete efforts towards tackling sexual assault on campus. As a first step towards achieving this goal, Bernardi announced that he will personally stop sexually assaulting women. “Bernardi was responsible for 35% of sexual assault cases on campus,” […]

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Student Leaves Rush In a Hurry

April 13, 2009 12:56 am
Student Leaves Rush In a Hurry
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AEPi Hazing Makes Pledges Eat Pork, Non-Scaled Fish

April 12, 2009 11:50 pm
AEPi Hazing Makes Pledges Eat Pork, Non-Scaled Fish
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Kappas Had A Great Time At Their Pledge Event, Or That’s What People Told Them

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Kappas Had A Great Time At Their Pledge Event, Or That’s What People Told Them

Last Wednesday, the new Kappa Kappa Gamma pledges celebrated their initiation. None of them actually knows what they did that night, but their sober friends told them that they had a fantastic time, and they were all really hilarious. Details of their night were filled in by reexamining ripped T-shirts, […]

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Stanford Bookstore Astounds Students With All Time Low Prices

April 3, 2009 8:06 pm
Stanford Bookstore Astounds Students With All Time Low Prices

STANFORD–On the cool, misty morning of January 5th, the Stanford Bookstore kicked off the new quarter with its usual blockbuster sale. By 7:30 A.M., a full thirty minutes before opening, the 7% discount on required textbooks and course readers had attracted enough students to form a line that wrapped around […]

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Class Promises To Be Really, Really Easy

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Class Promises To Be Really, Really Easy
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Spam Responsible For 100% of Area Man’s Email

March 31, 2009 1:37 pm
Spam Responsible For 100% of Area Man’s Email
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Freshman Receives B/B On IHUM Paper

March 29, 2009 10:49 pm
Freshman Receives B/B On IHUM Paper
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Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

March 8, 2009 4:06 pm
Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

Parents Found Puking, Vandalizing; Son Put on Probation By Jorie Carmeister STANFORD—Freshman student Troy Altman, a member of the dorm Naranja, is now on probation after hosting several guests who failed to respect dormitory rules. According to the RA, the guests were found puking on the floor, tearing down posters, […]

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