Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

STANFORD, CA—Stanford University has finished renovating all the roads on campus with…

Football Player Living Vicariously Through Fantasy Self

The Flipside Juice: Excercising or Exorcising- Which is Right for You?

Southwest Makes Fat People Purchase Two Seats; Not Next To Each Other

Balloon Boy Family Too Dumb to Reenact ‘UP’

FORT COLLINS, CO–After failing to attract the eyes of the nation with…

Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case

Freshman overachiever Jessica Pan brought 14 pencils (4 Regular, 3 Mechanical, and…

Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set…

Desperate Frat Requires IDs To Leave

Facebook User Gets Poked In Real Life

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Stanford Card Plan Cut After Credit Line Used on Beer


STANFORD—Stanford University terminated its new card plan today after students spent approximately…