Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

May 24, 2009 11:13 pm
Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

The public often raises uncomfortable questions about the past of important political figures. Owing to an acute sense of integrity, a number of leaders have no choice but to be candid about the minor transgressions of their youth. In fact, a small number of leaders have even admitted to trying […]

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Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees

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Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees
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Stanford Replaces Security Guards With More Security Guards

May 18, 2009 2:40 pm
Stanford Replaces Security Guards With More Security Guards
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Fierce Debate Over Party Costume Breaks Out On Kibbitz List

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Fierce Debate Over Party Costume Breaks Out On Kibbitz List
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Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

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Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

Many Sober, Fully Clothed Students Trek to 680 After many harshly worded flyers from the Peer Health Educators (PHE), the Stanford student body has listened. On Friday, May 15th, hundreds of boys and seven girls headed over to 680 Lomita for the annual and renowned Stanford tradition. However, because everyone […]

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

By Alicia Huffman, mother of Denise Huffman ‘11 If sharing a room with a member of the same sex is not your idea of acceptable college housing, beware. Oblivious parents like me haven’t realized that Stanford has been forcing our children to live in these horrific “gender-biased” rooms. Our daughter […]

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Student Almost Late To Class, But Makes It On Time

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Student Almost Late To Class, But Makes It On Time

Junior Jerry Sanders left for class a couple minutes later than usual from his dorm in Roble, fully expecting to be late to lecture by at least a minute or two. To his surprise, he made it just as class was starting and didn’t miss a thing. Jerry was relieved, […]

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The Flipside Magazine: The Quarter System

May 12, 2009 12:05 am
The Flipside Magazine: The Quarter System
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Stuff White People Like #126: Fraiche

May 11, 2009 10:33 pm
Stuff White People Like #126: Fraiche

The student approaches the counter, the visage of the Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara peeking out from behind an organic cotton tote bag. The dreams of a world without the chains of imperialism and capitalist greed are reflected in the stern gaze on his face. “It’s like, I KNOW that I’m […]

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iSwineFlu Goes Viral on iTunes App Store

May 5, 2009 12:29 am
iSwineFlu Goes Viral on iTunes App Store

The creators of iSwineFlu have succeeded in making their app go viral. With over ten million downloads in the last two weeks, this app has been quite the hit on the iTunes store. The iSwineFlu app keeps the user informed with the latest information about the spread of the swine […]

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