Meanderthal Frequently Lost

March 11, 2019 7:00 pm
Meanderthal Frequently Lost
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Introducing Tinder for the Blind

March 4, 2019 7:00 pm
Introducing Tinder for the Blind

Late last week, a pair of Stanford graduates announced the public release of their startup, Blindr, which has been described by co-founder Marissa Seagrass ’18 as “a bit like Uber for blind people, if Uber were Tinder”. (We at the Flipside note that Seagrass isn’t blind, but during an interview […]

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New Paleo Paleo Diet Fad Has People Strangling and Eating Wild Rabbits

February 25, 2019 7:00 pm
New Paleo Paleo Diet Fad Has People Strangling and Eating Wild Rabbits
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Confession: The Only Thing I’ve Listened to in the Past Ten Years is the Indiana Jones Theme Song on Repeat, and it Changed Me

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Confession: The Only Thing I’ve Listened to in the Past Ten Years is the Indiana Jones Theme Song on Repeat, and it Changed Me

Hey! You ever listen to a song so much that you know it by heart—every lyric, every shift in tone or chord, every rhythm and pause? If the answer is “yes,” then you’ve got absolutely nothing on me, because for the past ten years the only thing I’ve listened to […]

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Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

February 24, 2019 2:00 pm
Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

Editors Note: The following story was leaked to The Flipside after The Daily refused to publish it in their coverage of the most recent Marriage Pact, citing it as “too fucked up and postmodern.” Luckily, The Flipside loves stuff that is fucked up and/or postmodern, and as such has chosen […]

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Dear Abby, My Dorm is Going to the Aquarium and I Really Want to Steal an Octopus but I’m Terrified of Coach Buses. What Do I Do? Sincerely, Tentacle Thief

February 11, 2019 7:00 pm
Dear Abby, My Dorm is Going to the Aquarium and I Really Want to Steal an Octopus but I’m Terrified of Coach Buses. What Do I Do? Sincerely, Tentacle Thief

Dear Tentacle Thief, Look, it’s a whole wide world out there. And when you’re being constricted to a moving package of sardines, it looks all the bleaker. I know how you feel, Tentacle Thief—I really do. I know Monterey is beautiful. I mean, my mom went there once and she […]

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Heckin Big Floof Sicced on Protesters; 11/10 Good Doggo

February 4, 2019 7:00 pm
Heckin Big Floof Sicced on Protesters; 11/10 Good Doggo
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Op-Ed: I’m Beginning to Regret The Chris Brown Sticker on My Hydroflask

January 28, 2019 7:00 pm
Op-Ed: I’m Beginning to Regret The Chris Brown Sticker on My Hydroflask

I’m facing a pretty serious problem, and it has to do with my Hydroflask. I rock a mango colored 532 mL bottle, with a wide mouth polyurethane flex cap. Pristine condition. She’s covered with a carefully curated selection of only the finest stickers displaying my interests and morals. At first […]

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How To Tame Your Pet Hyena

January 26, 2019 9:00 pm
How To Tame Your Pet Hyena

So you just bought a spotted hyena cub from that sketchy kebab vendor on the corner of Fifth and Elm, near the laundromat. Huh — interesting choice! Perhaps you wanted to surprise your significant other and introduce an element of danger into an otherwise mind-numbing sex life, or maybe you’re […]

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Kid at Disney World Caught Peeking Up Princess’ Dresses, Gets Controversial High Five From Mickey

January 22, 2019 7:00 pm
Kid at Disney World Caught Peeking Up Princess’ Dresses, Gets Controversial High Five From Mickey
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