Lady Gaga Wins World Series of Poker

Lady Gaga won the World Series of Poker yesterday, decisively defeating Texas…

Full Text of Obama’s State of the Union Address

Following is the transcript of President Obama’s State of the Union address,…

Apple iPad Makes Life Easier for Women

SAN FRANCISCO—This week, Mac icon Steve Jobs introduced the Apple iPad. Sized…

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows

Judging from the all-around mood of jubilance and the excited chatter of…

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion…

Supreme Court Overturns Ban on Corporate “Donations”

In a bitterly divided ruling, the Supreme Court voted today to overturn…

“Capitalism: A Love Story” a Blockbuster Success, Michael Moore Decides Capitalism Okay After All

After three weeks in the box office, Michael Moore’s new film, “Capitalism:…

U.S. Lays Off Congress To Cut Costs

WASHINGTON, D.C.—U.S.A., Inc. President and CEO Barack Obama announced yesterday that, due…

Axe and Palm Goes National

Steve Montell, Executive Director of Stanford Dining, announced on Monday that The…

Opinion: “Why Were We Even Paying These Little Orange and Red People in the First Place?”

By Kenneth Potts Now I’m a guy who likes to take the…