Topeka Renames Itself to Google, Gets One Million Users

Robot Nixon Declares Candidacy for ASSU Senate

Report: It Is No Longer Too Soon For Terry Schiavo Jokes, Still Too Soon For Luge Jokes

Students Call For Environmentally Insensitive “Tree” to Be Replaced With “Indian”

Facebook Feeling Pressure From Fast Growing Group: ‘1,000,000 Members and Facebook Has To Go Back to Old Format’

So far 35 people have joined, mostly from the Southworth Middle School…

Student Joins Inside Joke Making Club, Doesn’t Get It

Janitor Fired For Charging Phone, Also For Being Bad Janitor

Student Still Wondering Why Midterms Week Lasts 6 Weeks

God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy