Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

A report released yesterday by USA Today revealed that Stanford, in the…

Entrepreneur Excited to Start New Romantic Venture

Recent graduate and Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur Jason Pirloni claimed he was…

TA Spends Another Valentine’s Day Office Hours Alone

With the next problem set not due until one week later, Math…

Tour Guide Really Likes Stanford

Visitors and prospective students visiting Stanford’s campus on February 27th reported that…

High School Suck-Up Encounters Much Better Suck-Ups in College

Incoming freshman Ryan O’Connell, who considered himself an “outstanding” suck-up to authorities…

Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for…

Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit…

I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary.…

Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

The summer-long, four million dollar renovation of White Plaza has had an…

Advice for Teenage Girls with Ali Weinberg

Dear Ali, So I can’t be sure, but I just saw my…