Wang, Sachs, Explode Onto Campus Political Scene

April 5, 2010 6:42 pm
Wang, Sachs, Explode Onto Campus Political Scene

ASSU Senate candidates Showly Wang and Rebecca Sachs are making their presence felt across campus in a campaign that has grown to epic proportions. “This is the biggest campaign I have ever seen!” said fellow candidate Jason Lupatkin. “And trust me, I’ve seen a lot of campaigns.” Wang, who is […]

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ASSU Senate Tournament

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ASSU Senate Tournament

ASSU election season has arrived an it means just one thing: it’s time to fill out your brackets. There are thirty two senators running this election season for a chance at Stanford political fame. They hail from many different background and different dorms and divisions around the campus, but are […]

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Obama Appoints Fifteen During Congressional Recess

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Obama Appoints Fifteen During Congressional Recess

WASHINGTON, DC—Last week, while Congress was in recess, President Obama, in a brilliant display of executive power, asserted his authority by filling fifteen vacancies. Obama appointed important congressmen, politicians, and schoolyard heroes to positions of critical importance. They include the appointment of Nancy Pelosi to the jungle gym, Sarah Palin […]

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Chicken Coop Stages Coup using Coupe

April 2, 2010 12:31 am
Chicken Coop Stages Coup using Coupe

DES MOINES, IOWA- At approximately 4:00 AM on Saturday, the chickens of Coop C drove Farmer Owen Brown’s 1973 Honda Civic into Farmer Brown’s split-level home.  After crashing through the walls of the bedroom, the chickens, armed with the farmer’s old shotgun which he had accidentally left in Coop C, […]

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Stanford Admissions Rate Drops Below Zero

March 28, 2010 8:07 pm
Stanford Admissions Rate Drops Below Zero

STANFORD, CA—Six days ahead of schedule, the Office of Undergraduate Admissions released the results for the class of 2014 applicant pool. With 32,022 applicants, Stanford admission rates have gotten more competitive than ever. Earlier today, Dean of Admissions Richard Shaw announced that the acceptance rate for the class of 2014 […]

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Bike Parking Citation Causes Student to Reevaluate Life

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Bike Parking Citation Causes Student to Reevaluate Life

Dane Coleman ’10 is the first to admit that his bike parking etiquette was not exactly commendable. Before the citation, his bike could be found obstructing the walkways of the quad, locked to door handles, or even secured to the leg of a Rodin sculpture near the Cantor Arts Center. […]

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Download the new Stanford Flipside iPhone app!

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Download the new Stanford Flipside iPhone app!

The Stanford Flipside iPhone app is here! Stay up to date with the latest breaking news around Stanford and the world. You can buy this wonderful application on the iTunes store for free here. But its $2.30 if you live in Canada. Let us know what you think of the […]

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Area Man Dies on Russian Chat Roulette

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Area Man Dies on Russian Chat Roulette

An area man logged on to Russian Chat Roulette the other day to chat with random Russians. Unfortunately, after randomly talking to a few Russians and thirty Russian dicks, he lost and died. He should have known that based on the rules of the website, you have an equal chance […]

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Fed Condemns Daylight Savings, Pushes Daylight Spending Agenda 

March 15, 2010 12:02 am
Fed Condemns Daylight Savings, Pushes Daylight Spending Agenda 

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke stood in front of the Senate this morning at 3:00 P.M. this afternoon, giving an enraged and impassioned speech on how daylight savings is the last thing the economy needs right now. “Our economy is in a real rut,” he stated, “we need […]

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Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

March 10, 2010 11:57 am
Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

As finals loom closer, Stanford students have a new reason to wear their bike helmets: to protect their precious brains from the claws and teeth of ravenous zombies. The rotting, reawakened corpses have been spotted all over campus, staggering and moaning from Lake Lag to Mirrielees.  At first, students thought […]

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