Articles by: Stu Melton

Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light

November 27, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light
Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light

Reports have confirmed that, as incredulous and daring as it may seem, freshman Billy Pinkers biked away from his dorm last Thursday night without his bike light.  Even more shocking than the act itself is the fact that local authorities failed to apprehend the offender. After confessing to his crime […]

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Vague AlertSU Nomenclature System Confuses Students

November 15, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Vague AlertSU Nomenclature System Confuses Students
Vague AlertSU Nomenclature System Confuses Students

Increasing activity on the AlertSU system this Autumn Quarter has led students to point out the ambiguity of text and email updates. One concerned user noted the vagueness of “sexual battery” warnings, explaining, “batteries get charged…theoretically, there is nothing stopping a battery from becoming sexually charged.  It’s inherently confusing.” Students […]

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“In-Activities Fair” Features Unsocial Dance

October 21, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on “In-Activities Fair” Features Unsocial Dance
“In-Activities Fair” Features Unsocial Dance

With all the excitement surrounding the annual Activities Fair, Stanford’s prejudiced treatment of un-involved students has become a hot issue. Painfully evident is the fact that Stanford’s Activity Fair fails to appeal to small subgroup of Stanford students, namely those who are inactivity-prone. Freshman Elle O. Quint says it best, “The whole […]

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