Report: Everyone You Went to High School With Is Gay Now

In a recent finding, it has been discovered that everyone you attended…

Released Hilary Clinton Emails Reveal Numerous Ignored Cries for Help From Deposed Nigerian Prince

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Op-Ed: “Jeb,” Irresistible Southern Charm to Reincarnate Bush Dynasty

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Ask a Chronic Masturbator’s Penis

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Police Department Pledges to “use more caution” When Arresting Babies

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Ask a Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues

Dear Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues,  I have…