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Quote of the Week 1/9

January 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 1/9
Quote of the Week 1/9

“Suck my nuts”  –Sucky Nuts, a children’s cartoon character that I invented, to spite my prude editors 

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Quote of the Week 12/5/16

December 5, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 12/5/16
Quote of the Week 12/5/16

“Hey, Numb Nuts!” – Anesthesiologist 

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MIT Physicist-Restauranteurs Create Asian-Fusion Reactor

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MIT Physicist-Restauranteurs Create Asian-Fusion Reactor
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Fake News Writers Not Sure Whether To Trust News That They Are Out Of A Job

November 28, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Fake News Writers Not Sure Whether To Trust News That They Are Out Of A Job
Fake News Writers Not Sure Whether To Trust News That They Are Out Of A Job

INTERNET — This past election cycle, a particularly contentious topic has been fake news sites, websites that intentionally provide misinformation to gullible readers on social media. Up until now, writing for a fake news site was quite easy, but reports of an increasingly cautious public has led bogus news writers […]

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Quotes of the Week 11/14

November 14, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Quotes of the Week 11/14
Quotes of the Week 11/14

“Actually, it’s not as bad as everyone says it is. In fact, it’s quite good” — Stanford Review writer on [insert any bad thing] “I’m glad we did this.” -Full Grown Adult at Rainforest Cafe, Lying.

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Wait, Is It Too Late For Us To Endorse A Candidate?

November 8, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Wait, Is It Too Late For Us To Endorse A Candidate?
Wait, Is It Too Late For Us To Endorse A Candidate?

BREAKING NEWS: Apparently the election is…this week? Oh goddammit. Isn’t there something about how a leap year makes the election a little later or something? Are elections always on leap years? What about daylight savings…Is that a thing? Well we’ve got to be honest — we haven’t really been paying […]

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Like Salmon, Thousands of Alumni Return to Campus to Reproduce, Die

October 24, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Like Salmon, Thousands of Alumni Return to Campus to Reproduce, Die
Like Salmon, Thousands of Alumni Return to Campus to Reproduce, Die

STANFORD, CA — As alumni weekend comes to a close, we look back at all the incredible events that occurred over the last few days: the inauguration of a new University President, the big [outcome] of the football game against University of Colorado, and multiple thousands of alumni wandering around […]

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Quote of the Week 10/10/16

October 10, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 10/10/16
Quote of the Week 10/10/16

“Meow” -dog who is deep undercover

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Quote of the Week 10/3/16

October 3, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 10/3/16
Quote of the Week 10/3/16

“WooOOOAaaaHHHhHHHHHHH……………WooAHAAHHHWOO!” – Man on stilts

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E-Cigarette Use During Pregnancy Linked to Fetal Sunglasses Syndrome

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E-Cigarette Use During Pregnancy Linked to Fetal Sunglasses Syndrome
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