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Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room

October 20, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room
Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room

On Tuesday, there were reports of a black hole forming in a Twain dorm room, with further investigation showing that one of the room’s residents, Ben Backus, had a mental breakdown at 3:16 AM, causing his body to spontaneously implode. His roommate, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that “Ben just […]

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