Articles by: Magellan J. Pfluke

Trump Bridges Ideological Divide Between Conservative Dad, Liberal Son

September 21, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Trump Bridges Ideological Divide Between Conservative Dad, Liberal Son
Trump Bridges Ideological Divide Between Conservative Dad, Liberal Son

ARLINGTON, VA – Walter Greene Jr., a rising sophomore at home for summer vacation, was worried last Tuesday when his conservative father set down a fork at dinner and loudly declared “let’s talk politics!” In recent years, the phrase has indicated that the two were about to engage in an […]

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David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home

May 26, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home
David Letterman Thinks of 33 Years of New Jokes in Car on the Way Home
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Local Man Falls in Embarrassing Way

May 4, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Man Falls in Embarrassing Way
Local Man Falls in Embarrassing Way
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Man Good Puncher, Other Better

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Man Good Puncher, Other Better

PUNCH-DOME, LAS VEGAS – This past weekend, in the storied Punch-Dome in Las Vegas, Nevada, two reportedly good punchers met to compare their punching skills. It was certain that only one of the two punchers would be declared the better of the two at their shared hobby, but it was […]

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Chart Tops Top Chart Chart

April 6, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Chart Tops Top Chart Chart
Chart Tops Top Chart Chart
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Study Finds You To Be Most Beautiful Girl in This Stupid, One-Horse Town

March 30, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Study Finds You To Be Most Beautiful Girl in This Stupid, One-Horse Town
Study Finds You To Be Most Beautiful Girl in This Stupid, One-Horse Town
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Breaking: Flipside Writer Gives Up Satire for Lent

February 23, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Breaking: Flipside Writer Gives Up Satire for Lent
Breaking: Flipside Writer Gives Up Satire for Lent

This past Wednesday, Magellan J. Pfluke, reported staff writer and editor for The Stanford Flipside, declared that he would honor the Catholic observance of Lent by giving up satirical journalism, expressing respect for the self-restraint that it takes for one to give up a troublesome habit. The decision comes at […]

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Randomly Generated Headline Deemed Cashew

February 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Randomly Generated Headline Deemed Cashew
Randomly Generated Headline Deemed Cashew
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History Major Softly Pines for Chance to Reference William Jennings Bryan in Casual Conversation

February 5, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on History Major Softly Pines for Chance to Reference William Jennings Bryan in Casual Conversation
History Major Softly Pines for Chance to Reference William Jennings Bryan in Casual Conversation

Most students think of lunchtime as a period of repose in the midst of a hectic day. For one student, though, Arrillaga Dining had nothing to serve last Friday but a heaping helping of missed opportunity. Henry Monroe, self-described junior and History major, sat down last week to what he […]

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Middle Toe Deemed Less Obscene Gesture

February 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Middle Toe Deemed Less Obscene Gesture
Middle Toe Deemed Less Obscene Gesture
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