Articles by: Jeremy Lai

Caption Contest: Week of February 1, 2010

January 31, 2010 4:25 am0 comments
Caption Contest: Week of February 1, 2010
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The Flip Report: January 30th

January 30, 2010 9:52 pm0 comments
The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for AIDS Livestrong Bracelets Hating Westboro Baptist Church Hating Republicans Hating Scientologists Tavita Pritchard playing basketball Tavita Pritchard playing football Tavita Pritchard figure skating

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Brangelina to Adopt all Haitian Children

January 26, 2010 1:55 am0 comments
Brangelina to Adopt all Haitian Children

After donating one million dollars to Haiti relief efforts yesterday, Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly set to adopt all the children in Haiti. 

When asked if they were ready to take care of an additional two million children, Jolie—who already has six children—responded, “Well, we always […]

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Caption Contest: Week of January 25, 2010

January 23, 2010 7:26 pm0 comments
Caption Contest: Week of January 25, 2010
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Caption Contest: Week of November 2, 2009

January 22, 2010 12:29 am0 comments
Caption Contest: Week of November 2, 2009
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Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

December 31, 2009 11:50 pm0 comments
Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

STANFORD,CA – Stanford has announced that effective immediately, it will drop Tiger Woods from all of its advertisements.  In light of the car crash and the allegations it has brought about, Stanford has joined the ranks of Gillette, Accenture, and Gatorade in dropping Woods.  He will no longer be featured […]

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Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

November 2, 2009 1:42 am0 comments
Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

STANFORD, CA—Stanford University has finished renovating all the roads on campus with new High Occupancy Vehicle bike lanes.  These new HOV bike lanes are intended to support the University’s push for sustainability by reducing carbon emissions and by reducing traffic. Stern Resident Kenny Wilson commented, “It was difficult at first to […]

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