Articles by: Justin Hefter

Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

February 16, 2009 5:21 pm0 comments
Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

While the United States celebrates the inauguration of its first African American president, signifying a break from hundreds of years of racism, segregation, and slavery, many are concerned that other countries in the world will never be able to accomplish the same. A recent study has shown that there are […]

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Michael Phelps: “Gold Medalist of Bong Hits”

February 8, 2009 4:16 pm0 comments
Michael Phelps: “Gold Medalist of Bong Hits”

COLUMBIA (AP) – On Monday, the public relations representative for Michael Phelps was forced to face difficult questions about an alleged photo of the Olympian smoking marijuana out of a bong. The photo was taken at the University of South Carolina where Phelps was apparently trying to get a “well-deserved […]

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LGBTQ Community Changes Name To Include More People Not Considered ‘Straight’ : Now Calls Itself LGBTQSAHPOUDECTINFMVXY

January 11, 2009 2:32 pm0 comments
LGBTQ Community Changes Name To Include More People Not Considered ‘Straight’ : Now Calls Itself LGBTQSAHPOUDECTINFMVXY
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SCANDAL: Science Professor Gives Female Student Crabs

2:24 pm0 comments
SCANDAL: Science Professor Gives Female Student Crabs

STANFORD (AP) ­ Two weeks ago sophomore Sharon Dasuli entered Dr. Von Nostrand’s office for what she thought was a routine meeting to discuss marine biology. Once inside, professor Von Nostrand locked the door and shut the blinds. What happened next would change Sharon’s life forever. “I didn’t think it […]

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Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”

November 8, 2008 9:03 pm0 comments
Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”
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Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic

October 25, 2008 10:01 pm0 comments
Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic

The San Jose Mercury News reported Friday that porn kingpin Larry Flynt is in the process of finishing the final touches to his latest porn video starring Palin look-alike Lisa Ann. The film titled “Nailin Paylin” is set to hit porn shops before the November election and is said to […]

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