Articles by: Josh Fagel

Freshman Disappointed to Learn That Parents Don’t Uphold Open-Door Policy

January 5, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Disappointed to Learn That Parents Don’t Uphold Open-Door Policy
Freshman Disappointed to Learn That Parents Don’t Uphold Open-Door Policy

Winter Break is generally a time for Stanford students to return to their hometowns and have fun with their friends and family. Unfortunately for Freshman Timmy Jenkins, break took a turn for the worse when his parents got home from yoga to find Timmy hosting a kickback. “I left my […]

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Athlete who Waterfalls Gatorade Wins Coolest on Campus Award

October 26, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Athlete who Waterfalls Gatorade Wins Coolest on Campus Award
Athlete who Waterfalls Gatorade Wins Coolest on Campus Award

Narrowly edging out the guy who throws the Frisbee between his legs for every throw and the dude who yells “Let’s fucking roll out!” on Friday nights, Stanford Crew member and Sophomore Garret Jones clinched the prestigious “Coolest Campus Kid” award this week, for his daringly nonchalant, half-squeeze waterfalling technique. […]

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