Articles by: Heidi Gamil

My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

October 7, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness
My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

My name is Jeremy Rodgers and I am a Stanford senior. My past three years at this illustrious institution of higher learning have been three of the best years of my life, and I began this last year with an unparalleled level of excitement. I have made amazing friends, I’m […]

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Stanford Enacts New GenEd Program: IREAD

October 3, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Enacts New GenEd Program: IREAD
Stanford Enacts New GenEd Program: IREAD

Because of the low popularity and incredibly time consuming nature of the now defunct IHUM classes, Stanford developed the Thinking Matters program. “ThinkMat” was designed to be a more succinct introduction to the humanities that would allow students to take more classes in different fields and broaden their horizons. But […]

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Miley Cyrus Expands Tool-Licking Horizons

October 1, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Miley Cyrus Expands Tool-Licking Horizons
Miley Cyrus Expands Tool-Licking Horizons

Following the release of her breakthrough new hit, “Wrecking Ball,” Miley Cyrus has continued to expand her repertoire and explore new metallic horizons. Having already tongued metal balls and hammers, the Disney darling has moved on to making out with automatic sanders, cement mixers, and construction cranes. It was rumored […]

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What a Year it Has Been

May 31, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on What a Year it Has Been
What a Year it Has Been

Late Saturday morning a dirty, disheveled figure emerged from a single in the basement of Roble. His pajamas were worn, his beard hung to his chest, and he clutched an empty, dusty beer bottle. He walked past a calendar on a neighbor’s bulletin board and gave a start. May 2013? […]

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Breaking News: Sophomore Won’t Have Booze Next Year

May 17, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Breaking News: Sophomore Won’t Have Booze Next Year
Breaking News: Sophomore Won’t Have Booze Next Year

The golden age of 21 usually graces students with its arrival during their junior year of college. It is a beautiful time, a time when you can finally get legally shitfaced, spend extravagant amounts of money on shitty cocktails at bars, and get into really lame clubs. However, not all […]

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Movie Review: The Great Gatsby – The Movie was WAY Better than the Book

May 13, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Movie Review: The Great Gatsby – The Movie was WAY Better than the Book
Movie Review: The Great Gatsby – The Movie was WAY Better than the Book

My best friend and I were lucky enough to snag tickets to The Great Gatsby on opening weekend, and let me tell you, Baz Luhrmann really outdid himself. The costumes were amazing, the acting was impeccable, and the soundtrack was totally awesome. On the way home I couldn’t stop going […]

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Opinion: My Roommate is my Arch Nemesis

May 6, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Opinion: My Roommate is my Arch Nemesis
Opinion: My Roommate is my Arch Nemesis

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I’m generally a pretty decent person. I pay my taxes, retrieve cats from trees, and I’ve even rescued people from burning buildings. There are few feats of daring that I won’t attempt, and there are even fewer people that I don’t […]

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Admit Weekend: A Love Story

May 1, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Admit Weekend: A Love Story
Admit Weekend: A Love Story

Stanford’s Admit Weekend often clinches the deal for the profros who decide to come here, and for various reasons: the school was gorgeous, fountain hopping was super fun, they had a really awesome RoHo, blah blah. Many current Stanford students unearthed their best friends at Admit Weekend, but Albert Richardson […]

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Big Sister is Watching You

April 22, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Big Sister is Watching You
Big Sister is Watching You

It was a Monday afternoon like any other, or so I thought. I had just gotten back to my room from yoga class, expecting to take a long hot shower and catch up on some Gossip Girl. Little did I know what would await me. When I opened the door, […]

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Opinion: Spring Makes Me Horny

April 9, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Opinion: Spring Makes Me Horny
Opinion: Spring Makes Me Horny

The sun is shining, flowers are growing, birds are singing, and……okay those two squirrels are doing it. But I guess that’s spring for you. Because it’s getting warmer all the animals are coming out of their winter hibernation, and honestly, my little guy is waking up too. See the thing […]

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