325 Articles Stanford Year 11 Average Stanford Student Adversity Score Somehow in the Negatives Researchers were shocked to discover that the average Stanford student scores a… Gracie NewmanMay 31, 2019
323 Environment News In Brief Politics Stanford Year 11 Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came… Byron CalabasasandGracie NewmanandMags PosenthalMay 18, 2019
322 Articles Life Year 11 Dear Abby, My Roommate Built a Guillotine and I’m Worried He’s Going to Execute Me Dear Abby, Abby, you sexy omniscient bitch, I’m worried. My roommate hasn’t… Gracie NewmanMay 7, 2019
319 Articles Stanford Year 11 A Royal Decree from DavidMan to the Stanford Community To Our Loyal Constituents Serfs, We, the DavidMan, have deigned to take valuable… Ben Harley DavidsonandGracie NewmanApril 16, 2019
317 Articles Sports Year 11 Sailing Team Bribery Scandal Actually Cover Up for Black Market Organ Operation Thanks to an anonymous tipster known only by the initials MTL, the… Gracie NewmanMarch 20, 2019
315 Articles Stanford Year 11 In a Powerful Lecture at CEMEX Auditorium, Dinesh D’Souza Illustrates Holocaust with Sock Puppets Invited by the respected hate group known as the Stanford College Republicans,… Gracie NewmanMarch 4, 2019
312 Articles Stanford Year 11 Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die Saturday night, Stanford junior Jack Mehogg was reportedly distraught after being officially… Gracie NewmanFebruary 11, 2019
311 Articles Sports Year 11 Flipside Special Report: Super Bowl LIEs In what is news for many LA residents who did not previously… Gracie NewmanFebruary 4, 2019
309 Articles US Year 11 TSA Agents Forced into Life of Crime In the midst of what is now the longest government shutdown in… Gracie NewmanJanuary 22, 2019
308 Articles Stanford Year 11 I Hate the Fucking Ski Trip—Let’s Go to Hell Instead The ski trip sucks, okay? Nobody cares about “mountains”, or “snow”, or… Ben Harley DavidsonandGracie NewmanJanuary 14, 2019
