Articles by: Charlie Dexter

SAE Joins Forces with Ex-Playboy Playmate to Get their Housing Back, Learn about Community and Love

January 12, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on SAE Joins Forces with Ex-Playboy Playmate to Get their Housing Back, Learn about Community and Love
SAE Joins Forces with Ex-Playboy Playmate to Get their Housing Back, Learn about Community and Love

For Stanford’s chapter of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity, winter quarter kicked off with some awful news. Following an investigation into worrying sexual harassment concerns, the fraternity will be unhoused for the next two years. The allegations and punishment had left many off the fraternity brothers sad and downtrodden, until […]

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Student Wearing Reflective Bike Gear is Fucking Invincible

December 1, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Wearing Reflective Bike Gear is Fucking Invincible
Student Wearing Reflective Bike Gear is Fucking Invincible

 Zipping through the fall air, neon jacket flapping in the wind, leaves crackling under the blur of his tires. You may have glimpsed Stanford undergraduate Will Cochran on his bicycle this fall, but chances are he was moving too quickly for you to get a good look at him. What […]

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Creator of Jane Lathrop Memorial Corpse Pendulum “Regretful”

October 27, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Creator of Jane Lathrop Memorial Corpse Pendulum “Regretful”
Creator of Jane Lathrop Memorial Corpse Pendulum “Regretful”

Without a doubt, everyone has been talking about the opening of Stanford’s new Lathrop Library, a spanking facility featuring a fresh 24-hour study room and Stanford’s Asian Studies collection. And sure, the fate of the J. Henry Meyer Library is a topic of great discussion as its withered concrete husk […]

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Ebola-Ridden Singles Find Love with the “eBola” Dating App

October 13, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Ebola-Ridden Singles Find Love with the “eBola” Dating App
Ebola-Ridden Singles Find Love with the “eBola” Dating App

The Ebola hemorrhagic fever continues to spread throughout the world, bringing such symptoms as vomiting, bleeding, and hideous rashes, which plague victims until their untimely demise. But just because these victims are vomiting and defecating blood doesn’t mean they can’t meet fun, sexy singles with similar interests, thanks to a […]

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Student Knows He Will Finally Be Popular In Sophomore Year

September 22, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Knows He Will Finally Be Popular In Sophomore Year
Student Knows He Will Finally Be Popular In Sophomore Year

After years of wasting away while others basked in the glow of social popularity, sophomore Craig Peck is finally ready for his turn at the top. Following a disappointing freshman year, which was preceded by a disheartening 18 years, Peck is optimistic that this will be the big one. The […]

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Study Finds Diagonal Stripes Unflattering on Infants

May 6, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Study Finds Diagonal Stripes Unflattering on Infants
Study Finds Diagonal Stripes Unflattering on Infants

This past week, as purchases of diagonally striped clothing on the part of the nation’s infants spiked, one intrepid group of researchers at Duke University decided to investigate. Using a combination of both qualitative and quantitative data gathered from fashion connoisseurs across the country, they found diagonal or otherwise asymmetrical stripes to […]

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Entire Stanford Class of 2018 from One Friendly Small Town in Georgia

April 28, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Entire Stanford Class of 2018 from One Friendly Small Town in Georgia
Entire Stanford Class of 2018 from One Friendly Small Town in Georgia

Dawsonville, Georgia is a town of 2,536 easygoing souls, best known for attractions like Burt’s Pumpkin Farm and Uncle Shuck’s Corn Maze. This admissions cycle, however, the town has become famous for something other than its “eye-popping” one hundred pound pumpkins! Out of the 2,138 students admitted to Stanford’s Class […]

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Student with New Longboard “Just Can’t Stop Getting Laid”

March 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Student with New Longboard “Just Can’t Stop Getting Laid”
Student with New Longboard “Just Can’t Stop Getting Laid”

For lucky student Charlie Dexter, it seems the winter is starting to heat up. The cause? A new 50 inch longboard he received for his late February birthday. The Flipside sat down with the stud freshman this week to learn all the steamy details about how his life has changed […]

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Popular Theory that the Little Mermaid is Genghis Khan Probably False

March 5, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Popular Theory that the Little Mermaid is Genghis Khan Probably False
Popular Theory that the Little Mermaid is Genghis Khan Probably False

One of the latest internet pop culture theories is a fascinating idea regarding the Toy Story movies, which suggests that Andy’s mother is in fact Emily, the original owner of the doll Jesse. An equally popular online theory is  that the character Ariel, also known as the Little Mermaid, and […]

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Guy from New Jersey Major Douche

January 13, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Guy from New Jersey Major Douche
Guy from New Jersey Major Douche

TRENTON, NJ–In a controversy that has rocked the nation to its core, a New Jersey man was found last week to be a total douche. Although the allegations have not been confirmed, it would seem that the man in question was responsible for holding up traffic in Fort Lee, New […]

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