Articles by: Charlie Dexter

Freshman Just Wondering If RCC Can See Everyone’s Internet History

October 3, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Just Wondering If RCC Can See Everyone’s Internet History
Freshman Just Wondering If RCC Can See Everyone’s Internet History

As week two begins, many freshmen are settling in on ‘The Farm’. For some new students, like Otero resident Gabe Evans, there remain many questions about living in a dorm. In particular, Evans is curious about resident computing. More specifically, Evans is curious whether or not his RCC can see […]

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Brilliant Young Professor About To Get Nailed By Football

May 23, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Brilliant Young Professor About To Get Nailed By Football
Brilliant Young Professor About To Get Nailed By Football

STANFORD – Professor Mitchell Eisenberg is one of the world’s top experts in neural networks, but he’s so much more than a brilliant computer scientist. He founded a startup that teaches computer science to impoverished youths. He’s an expert on 20th century American history. And he’s about to get nailed […]

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Freshman In Draw In For A World Of Pain

May 16, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Freshman In Draw In For A World Of Pain
Freshman In Draw In For A World Of Pain

On May 19th, when the draw results are released thousands of Stanford students will be sorted into Stanford’s many housing options. For many lucky students, the draw is a time of optimism for the year ahead. For freshman Mitchell Dougan, however, the draw will be the gateway into a world […]

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Science Prize Goes To Wally, The Big-Headed Freak

May 10, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Science Prize Goes To Wally, The Big-Headed Freak
Science Prize Goes To Wally, The Big-Headed Freak

MINNEAPOLIS – On Friday, Providence High awarded passionate students for excellence in academics. For the first half of the ceremony, each award was met with massive applause and camera flashes. Then a hush fell over the crowd as the science prize was awarded to Wally, the big-headed freak.   The […]

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Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self

May 9, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self
Scientist Drastically Miscalculates, Shits Self
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Steph Curry’s Knee Best Player On The Portland Trail Blazers

May 2, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Steph Curry’s Knee Best Player On The Portland Trail Blazers
Steph Curry’s Knee Best Player On The Portland Trail Blazers
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Man Who No One Loves Is Very Excited For Game Of Thrones

April 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Man Who No One Loves Is Very Excited For Game Of Thrones
Man Who No One Loves Is Very Excited For Game Of Thrones

With the return of HBO’s hit series, fans around the world are again watching the beautiful and violent tale unfold. Spencer Whitehead, a 26 year-old bachelor from Sunnyvale who no one loves, is as excited as anyone about the return of his favorite show. “This is shaping up to be […]

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Stanford Review Executes Real Life Unicorn In White Plaza

April 4, 2016 1:25 pmComments Off on Stanford Review Executes Real Life Unicorn In White Plaza
Stanford Review Executes Real Life Unicorn In White Plaza

In an attempt to both boost their on-campus reputation and delight the Stanford community, The Stanford Review captured a live unicorn and murdered it in the center of campus on Sunday. The Stanford Review, Stanford’s Independent Newspaper, has been dealing with backlash against their event which they argue was not […]

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Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush

February 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush
Freshmen Savor Last Weeks of Friendships Before Rush

With spring quarter rapidly approaching, the annual rush for Greek organizations is just around the corner. Freshmen have spent the whole year carefully building deep friendships in their dorms and now it is finally almost time for many of them to be severed by the rush selection process. “Gabe definitely […]

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Loveside Dating Advice: Deal Breakers

February 16, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Loveside Dating Advice: Deal Breakers
Loveside Dating Advice: Deal Breakers

Hey Stanford babies. Can’t figure out why you were still single on Valentine’s Day? Read this list of doozie deal breakers below. Sweatpants Unless you’re a Stanford athlete (Go Card!) or doing a workout, sweatpants are a no-no! Let us put it in simple terms: if you wear sweatpants you […]

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