Articles by: Brendan Weinstein

Report: Money May Not Grow On Trees, But It Does Grow On Hedges

September 26, 2010 2:37 pmComments Off on Report: Money May Not Grow On Trees, But It Does Grow On Hedges
Report: Money May Not Grow On Trees, But It Does Grow On Hedges
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Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone

June 4, 2010 1:15 amComments Off on Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone
Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone

Every year, the band rallies all the libraries on campus. But this year the administration cancelled the library rally. The band sent an email out to inform its members that the rally had been cancelled, but one band member, O’Leary, forgot to check his email. He showed up anyway to […]

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AlertSU Reports Woman Peeper: Huge Cockblock



May 9, 2010 4:30 pm0 comments
AlertSU Reports Woman Peeper: Huge Cockblock



The University was met with a flood of complaints after it began using the AlertSU system to notify members of the Stanford community about female peepers. According to Terrence Goodman, a victim of a female peeper, “I thought I was dreaming about a woman in the shower with me, and […]

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GPS Technology Tracks Down Carmen San Diego

April 12, 2010 5:45 pm0 comments
GPS Technology Tracks Down Carmen San Diego
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Iran Only to Use Weapons Domestically, World Backs Off 

February 23, 2010 12:27 pm0 comments
Iran Only to Use Weapons Domestically, World Backs Off 

IRAN –– Last Wednesday, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held a press conference to explain the purpose of Iran’s recently discovered nuclear weapons program. “The world has finally recognized that nuclear technology can be used for good. We don’t plan to launch an attack against another country. Instead, we are going to […]

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